My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want