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stunningpicture: My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god

stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god

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Breakfast with Saffron (et al), the amazing smoothie drinking toddler. Also featuring bowls of coffee šŸ˜ (at Cafe Sofia)

Breakfast with Saffron (et al), the amazing smoothie drinking toddler. Also featuring bowls of coffee šŸ˜ (at Cafe Sofia)

May 03. 0 Notes.

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lovecraftianpsychoanalyst: mollyiswideawake: mr-davestrider: punpunichu: kisswwithafist: boku-no-mj: octoshrimp: minestuck: ramirezdahmerbundy: The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Do not harm little children. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. satan does not approve of the harming of little kids satan disproves of rape satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated hail satan Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity If he does not stop, destroy him I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’

lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:

mollyiswideawake:

mr-davestrider:

punpunichu:

kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  • When in anotherā€™s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  • If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  • Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  • Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  • Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  • Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  • Do not harm little children.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satanĀ disprovesĀ of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually

Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity

If he does not stop, destroy him

Iā€™m pretty sure I already live by all these rules

This week on ā€˜I Didnā€™t Know I Was A Satanistā€™

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  • hey I just met you
  • and this is crazy
  • but I read all of your fanfiction in a single night and I cried over all of it and I finished the latest WIP at like four a.m. but it ended on a cliffhanger and I can't stand not knowing and I dreamed about it last night and I'm going to live in constant misery until it's resolved
  • so update maybe

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Finding Nemo (2003)

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thefunnygentleman:

Just so weā€™re clear if I say ā€œshut upā€ and you say ā€œmake meā€ I am instantly thinking about making out with you

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hiddleswiggles:

He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.

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thebluthcompany: 15 Episodes, May 26. [via] Zomg

thebluthcompany:

15 Episodes, May 26.

[via]

Zomg

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